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Awesome Status Updates:
- Facebook is a substitute for real human interaction, which explains its popularity. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- This STATUS is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT!
- I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign.
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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.
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I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m you.
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Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
- “I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos.” – Martin Luther King Jr.’s other dream.
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I graduated with a 4.0 … Blood Alcohol level.
- You should never live in the past. Unless you’re a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule.
- My wife had auto correct long before iPhone. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Face down, ass up, that’s the way babies often sleep. Adorable!
- I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated.
- Apparently this is the letter “v” in Chinese: 维 … Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds.
- You’re her boyfriend?! That’s cool! I’m her manfriend!
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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Don’t make me use UPPERCASE.
Feel Good Status of the Day: You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don’t need.
Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…
Dog walks on water…
Gee that must be a cold lake!
Lady Speaks Cat in this new viral commercial:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7gbxAZ03mw[/youtube]
LOL, that one will get a strong reaction out of your Facebook friends!
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