Funny Cat Commercial, Dog Walks on Water, & Awesome Statuses

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Awesome Status Updates:

  • Facebook is a substitute for real human interaction, which explains its popularity. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • This STATUS is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT!
  • I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign.
  • Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.
  • I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m you.
  • Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
  • “I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos.” – Martin Luther King Jr.’s other dream.
  • I graduated with a 4.0 … Blood Alcohol level.
  • You should never live in the past. Unless you’re a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule.
  • My wife had auto correct long before iPhone. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Face down, ass up, that’s the way babies often sleep. Adorable!
  • I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated.
  • Apparently this is the letter “v” in Chinese: 维 … Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds.
  • You’re her boyfriend?! That’s cool! I’m her manfriend!
  • Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Don’t make me use UPPERCASE.

Feel Good Status of the Day: You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don’t need.

Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…

Dog walks on water…

Dog Walks on Water

Gee that must be a cold lake!

Lady Speaks Cat in this new viral commercial:


LOL, that one will get a strong reaction out of your Facebook friends!

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