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20 Clever Facebook Status Posts:
- I’m only as strong as the coffee I drink.
- Be the person your dog thinks you are.
- How do people rap?? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
- I say idk a lot, but trust me I be knowin’
- “Doing fine. Here’s your mom.” -Every phone conversation I’ve ever had with my dad.
- When the brain and the heart fight, it’s always the liver that suffers…
- When you say something stupid, the best remedy is to just keep talking to make things worse.
- Cuddling before bed relaxes the brain, making it easier to fall asleep.
- I still jump into bed in case there’s something living underneath…
- You’re the “she” to my “nanigans”.
- Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.
- Your dating profile should be like house listings. 1. Sq. footage 2. Date built 3. # of previous owners? 4. Finished basement?
- Picture this: Cee Lo and a T-Rex in a slap fight.
- You’re dry humping my last nerve.
- Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
- Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on the internet right now
- I hope you can attend my TED Talk where I will discuss how to turn off the motherf*cking typing noises on your iPhone.
- You don’t have the right to say “the struggle is real” when your ass is still living with your parents.
- The best things in life are the things you can’t explain with just one puppet show.
- That awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate.
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Women Taught Her Dog to Fetch The Cat..
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Is there anything dogs can’t do ?? For real, this is insane!
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