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- For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- So if time is money and time heals all wounds. Doesn’t that just mean money heals all wounds.
- I’m not fat, I’m harder to kidnap.
- It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
- Why can’t everything come pre-shrunk: Who really want to guess what size their shirt will be after they wash it five times?
- Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
- Some of my friends are like a slinky – completely useless, but fun to push down stairs.
- Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhhh That`s Better. (135+Likes in 8minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Do kids go outside and play anymore??
- The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
- Worry often gives a small thing a large shadow.
- Next year I’m buying the kids packs of batteries with notes saying: toys not included.
- I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
- Note to Self: These Note to Selves don’t work.
- A computer program will always do what you tell it to, and seldom what you want it to. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Text Message Busted on an iPhone…
Wow, BUSTED! I wonder if that was from a guy to a girl, or from a girl to a guy? Post to your Facebook wall and see what people think of that hilarious text message. (Source: IMGUR)
What are you doing New Years Eve???
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Cute little video from Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Share with your Facebook friends and ask what they’re up to for NYE!
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