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- We should put a jealous women in charge of the FBI. They can uncover ANYTHING.
- When you were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
- The problem with reality is lack of background music.
- My Girlfriend is Like a Unicorn …. I don’t have one.
- When I’m upset, I use one word answers.
- When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time.
- After I put on pajamas, nothing else is going to be accomplished.
- That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can’t stop. (193+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it”
- Why does mineral water that “has trickled through mountains for centuries”, have a ‘use by’ date?
- I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
- Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
- I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- *Internet Connection Fail* ❒ Wait Patiently ✔ Click the refresh button a million times!
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Best Wedding Dance Ever??
We’ve seen a ton of funny dance videos but, this might be one of the best! Share on your FB wall and see what your friends think of this classic video.
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