Best Halloween Costume, Japanese Show, & Funny Statuses

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Best Halloween Costume Ever, the “reverse” Halloween costume…

Best Halloween Costume

Awesome story 🙂 would love if this happened to me! Post on your Facebook wall and see what your FB Friends have to say! [Source: Flickr]

What is this?!? Awesome Japanese Game show “Up the Stairs”:

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