Baby Rocks Guitar, Tiger Woods News, & Great Statuses

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  • Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The future is that time when you’ll wish you’d done what you aren’t doing now.
  • Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
  • LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.
  • Life’s cruel when you think it is, life’s happy when you feel it is, and life’s best when you enjoy it as it is.
  • Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
  • Don’t let people drive you crazy when it is within walking distance.
  • real friends stab you in the front :]
  • My internet wasn’t working yesterday… I think my neighbors forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible of them.
  • Be careful when it comes to reincarnation…. one time I asked to be a singer and I spent 30 years as a sewing machine. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • They call it “PMS” because “mad cow disease” was already taken.
  • People better watch their p’s & q’s before I start handing out f’s and u’s!
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • Getting overwhelmed with the amount of things to do and ending up not doing anything at all.
  • No one is listening until you fart. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.

Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…

Well played, New York Post, Well Played…

Funny Tiger Woods headline

WTF Baby rocks the guitar:


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