Awesome Jump, Nap-Time, & TOP Status Updates

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Top Facebook Status Updates:

  • When you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • *Press a toy in the store* *won’t stop making noises* Walk away, walk away.
  • Cursing can help relieve pain by 50% percent.
  • I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop.
  • Good looks attract the eyes. Good personality attracts the heart.
  • Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • Crazy Fact… People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet. (115+Likes in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Killing time murders opportunities.
  • “You break it, you buy it.” Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away.
  • Dear future boyfriend/girlfriend, where the hell are you?
  • The key to human happiness lies within our own state of mind, and so too do the primary obstacles to that happiness.
  • They say talk is cheap, I guess that’s why I bought every word you said.
  • Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I’m great at remembering names. I just don’t remember which one’s yours. ツ

This brings Nap-Time a whole new meaning:

Nap Time

Makes me want to nap! Post to your FB wall and see what your friends think of this adorably cute duo.

Is this guy crazy or awesome? You decide…


I’m going with AWESOME on that one! Share with your Facebook friends on your page and watch the LIKEs & Comments parachute in.

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