It’s true, everybody’s working for the weekend. And, now that the weekend is upon us, enjoy it while it lasts. Make it last longer by posting these…
Great Status Update Ideas for Facebook:
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
- I like to think that if my dog was able to use a computer, his password for everything would be my name followed by random numbers.
- The reason I’m single? She wouldn’t marry me when I was drinking and I wouldn’t marry her when I was sober.
Men are like high heels, they’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
- This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I’m listening to Beethoven.
- The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me “Amigo”. Am I in a gang now?
Bonus: If you can’t convince them, confuse them. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.