10 Funny Statuses to Rock Your Weekend.

It’s true, everybody’s working for the weekend.  And, now that the weekend is upon us, enjoy it while it lasts.  Make it last longer by posting these…

Great Status Update Ideas for Facebook:

  1. Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  2. I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
  3. Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.
  4. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
  5. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
  6. I like to think that if my dog was able to use a computer, his password for everything would be my name followed by random numbers.
  7. The reason I’m single? She wouldn’t marry me when I was drinking and I wouldn’t marry her when I was sober.
  8. Men are like high heels, they’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
  9. This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I’m listening to Beethoven.
  10. The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me “Amigo”. Am I in a gang now?

Bonus: If you can’t convince them, confuse them. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Quote:

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Funny Video to Post:
Really?  A ninja baby?  Now I’ve seen it all!  Share that with your Facebook friends and you’ll get some really interesting comments and likes.  Unless of course they don’t care for ancient ninja babies. Just remember, there aren’t enough days in the weekend! Have a safe weekend and if you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App