Good news is, the week is almost over! Even better, here are some hilarious, witty, and clever facebook status updates for you to enjoy: What happened to the good ole days… Like when Britney Spears would shave her head! “And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed.” – Dr. Seuess […]
Facebook Status Updates
Taco Tuesday Status Updates and other sheet.
Hope your Taco Tuesday is going excellent. Ours is. Here are some funny facebook status updates to rock your tacos off.. Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Charoo. “I want to know God’s thoughts… the rest are details.” -Albert Einstein If I were you then you’d be me and you would have to work this stupid job. […]
Facebook Status Updates
American (NFL) Football is Officially BACK! Top 5 Status Updates of the Day: I wonder if Shawn Merriman performed the lights out after the incident? Da Bears! Halloween is coming… and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it. Little known fact, Arnold Palmer (the […]
Hump day status updates.
Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone? Ah, you there! You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy: I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button. It’s time like these […]
Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…
You are 2/5th’s the way through this week. Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it. Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us: Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why is the f*ck is the […]
Daily Facebook Status Update
We allllll know you lack creativity so here ya go: What’s all this jibberish about people having to find themselves? Don’t they realize all they need is a compass, a map, or a GPS system? Virgins just don’t know what they’re missing! All a passport really says is that someone was able to PASS through […]