Facebook Status Updates

Funny Status Updates: I feel like Morgan Freeman should be the only person allowed to narrate anything.   (Side Note; this is good to use in context with the premier of Life on Discover Channel this Sunday @ 8PM) ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I […]

Funny St. Patrick Status Updates: What time do the shenanigans start? In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. The Irish are […]

A lot of people ask me… Hey, how do you get so many people involved on Facebook?   Well, for the most part no one cares about your dumb status update.  That is unless you are using our witty, hilarious, status updates 🙂 However, they most people do care about answering simple questions.  Try using these […]

Welcome back from the weekend to the work/school week my funny facebook wanting friends.  Perhaps not grammatically correct, my sentence’s are. However they are good in my book.  That being said here are your bloody clever facebook status updates: I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in […]