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Hump day status updates.

June 3, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone? Ah, you there!  You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy: I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button.  It’s time like these […]

Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…

June 1, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

You are 2/5th’s the way through this week.  Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it. Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us: Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why is the f*ck is the […]

Video you have to embed!

May 30, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

Facebook Video Here is an awesome video that will have all your friends commenting! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SMorJXe5l4[/youtube] Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SMorJXe5l4

Daily Facebook Status Update

May 30, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

We allllll know you lack creativity so here ya go: What’s all this jibberish about people having to find themselves? Don’t they realize all they need is a compass, a map, or a GPS system? Virgins just don’t know what they’re missing! All a passport really says is that someone was able to PASS through […]

5 More inGenius Status Updates

May 29, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

The daily fix of funny facebook Status Updates: I’m on the “Starts tomorrow” diet. I too can’t believe that it’s not butter. Whats the deal with all this Facebook Hacking?   Where are we Myspace, jeeez! iTunes just suffered a major melt down.  I now have noTunes. Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do […]

How to Link your Twitter Account to your Facebook.

May 28, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

Want to link your Twitter account to Facebook so that your status updates sync? Easy, here’s how: Step 1: Search for “Twitter” in Facebook’s search field. Step 2: The first result should be the one you are looking for. It is the application “Twitter.” Click “view application” Step 3: Add the Twitter Facebook Application. Step […]

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