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Would You Rather?
Let’s start a new FB Trend folks! I call it, “Would You Rather?”. It’s kind of like the questions game but, instead you ask really weird questions about would you rather. The responses that you get to this are absolutely absurd and hilarious. Try it out and you’ll thank me in no time! Would You […]
Random Questions to Ask People
A lot of people ask me… Hey, how do you get so many people involved on Facebook? Well, for the most part no one cares about your dumb status update. That is unless you are using our witty, hilarious, status updates 🙂 However, they most people do care about answering simple questions. Try using these […]
Monkey Business Mondays @ FacebookStatus.org ; more and more funny facebook status updates.
Welcome back from the weekend to the work/school week my funny facebook wanting friends. Perhaps not grammatically correct, my sentence’s are. However they are good in my book. That being said here are your bloody clever facebook status updates: I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in […]
Funk-ta-fied Friday Funny Facebook Status Updates
Try saying that fifty times fast. Well kids, it is the end of the week and once again you are craving the hottest funniest facebook status updates in the industry. And folks, this is it. So here ya go, you’re welcome: Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Insurance that no matter where you […]
Thursday bloody thursday…. Funny Facebook Statuses for ALLLLLLLL (that means you)
Welcome to Thursday. You made it the majority of the way through the week. Bad news is tomorrow is Friday. Good news is tomorrow is Friday. Here are your funny facebook status updates: I’m like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me. If ignorance is bliss, you must […]

