If you’re anything like me you probably hate Mondays. Whether you have school or work it’s just no fun to know that you have at least 5 more days of pain coming up. Well the good news is that these Funny Facebook Statuses might help you get the week started on a good foot! Today […]
Sunday Bloody SUNDAY!
Some people call it Sunday Funday. I call it Sunday… Run DAY. Because you should be running your a$$ off because it’s almost beach/lake season people. Without further wait, here is the reason why you came here… Funny Facebook Status Updates: ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can […]
Facebook Easter Eggs
Did you know that Facebook has hidden little dark secrets that no one else knows about? Yup, they do. And they are called “Easter Eggs”. Actually, many people know about these. However, you probably didn’t because you are reading this now! Seeing is how Easter is coming up soon and all we thought this is […]
Freaky Friday Funny Facebook Status Updates
Funny Status Updates: I feel like Morgan Freeman should be the only person allowed to narrate anything. (Side Note; this is good to use in context with the premier of Life on Discover Channel this Sunday @ 8PM) ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I […]
Giggity Giggity…. (Quagmire ASCII Art)
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Happy St. Patricks Day….
Funny St. Patrick Status Updates: What time do the shenanigans start? In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. The Irish are […]