I’m one of those kids who can never find a souvenir with my name spelt correctly on vacation.
Unlimited Talk? No thanks.
Healthy is Beautiful
This wasn’t in the job description..
Best Costume of the Year
I mean that looks hilarious and all, but the fake falling really sells it. I expect to see you all riding tiny bears this Halloween. Imagine an army of these coming at you.
Honey, Dad Tricks, & 20 Classic Facebook Statuses
Make a friend smile, share one of these… 20 Classic Facebook Statuses: If you can’t remember which of your 7 pockets you put your phone in perhaps a long, annoying, never ending ringtone isn’t for you. Nothing cures insomnia quite like realizing it’s time to get up. If she posts 7 new selfies a day, […]





