What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates? Monday = suck. I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist? iPhone Home. I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named […]
Archives for June 2009
Facebook Usernames
As Facebook becomes more and more Twitter-like. They added the bonus feature of being able to have a Username. With your beautiful new facebook username you can pick a unique 5+letter handle that will supposedly make it easier for ppl to find you. So next time your at a bar you can tell someone to […]
Hump day status updates.
Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone? Ah, you there! You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy: I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button. It’s time like these […]
Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…
You are 2/5th’s the way through this week. Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it. Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us: Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why is the f*ck is the […]