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Salt Eating Clam Video

Salty Clam, Silly Seal, and Status Quo

June 19, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Pick a status that fits you… Status Quo Statuses: When I think of clean, I rarely think of whistles. More and more children are reaching the age of three before they learn how to talk. Even weirder, their first words are usually “dude, just text me.” Dear tongue, Can’t touch this. Sincerely, elbow. LIKE if […]

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