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Life's Too Short

Life’s Too Short, Hypnotize, & 20 Classic Facebook Statuses

March 12, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Make someones day, share one of these… 20 Classic Facebook Statuses: Just bought $200 worth of groceries. Ordered pizza because I’m exhausted after buying all the groceries. *forgets what I’m talking about halfway through a sentence* Before coffee: Hates nearly everybody. After coffee: feels better about hating everybody. I never realize how much I swear until […]

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