Make someones day, share one of these…
20 Classic Facebook Statuses:
- Just bought $200 worth of groceries. Ordered pizza because I’m exhausted after buying all the groceries.
- *forgets what I’m talking about halfway through a sentence*
- Before coffee: Hates nearly everybody.
After coffee: feels better about hating everybody.
- I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.
- I like to finish other people’s sentences because
my version is better.
- I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be tired instead of admitting I’m sad.
- Trying to train my liver for St. Patrick’s Day. #responsibilities
- I would hire someone to play with my hair.
- You sure sing a lot for someone who can’t.
- I remember too many words to the song Sk8er Boi.
- It’s shocking that Starbucks hasn’t added “IV bag” to the list of sizes.
- That moment when you realize your day was a complete waste of makeup.
- I can confirm that crying is an actual step in the process of doing math.
- I would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”
- I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. All I need is a glass.
- Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
- I’m getting my demons some exorcise equipment.
- You had me at 0 mutual friends.
- So many village idiots. So few dragons.
- It’s getting warm out. I can finally get back to smacking people and blaming it on mosquitos!
The Dinosaurs Cover “Hypnotize” by The Notorious B.I.G.
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