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Jumpy Dog Video

Happy KittEhhh, Jumpy the Dog, and Status Quo

July 23, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Score easy likes, share these… Facebook Status Quo: Netflix is like meth for people who hate doing things. At the gym doing shoulder shrugs and diddly squats. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t sweat the medium or large stuff either. Stop perspiring on everything. Take your sweaty ass elsewhere. Kill them with success and bury […]

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