Score easy likes, share these… Facebook Status Quo: Netflix is like meth for people who hate doing things. At the gym doing shoulder shrugs and diddly squats. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t sweat the medium or large stuff either. Stop perspiring on everything. Take your sweaty ass elsewhere. Kill them with success and bury […]
Happy Kitty
Happy Cat, Robot Dance & 20 Funny Facebook Statuses.
Get more LIKES, post these… Funny Facebook Status Updates: Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much. (From our EPIC: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I have a strong will, but a weak won’t. Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn’t always write. The future is much like the present, only longer. If you want […]