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Cooking Pasta

Cooking Pasta, Opening Beers, and 20 Epic Status Updates

June 11, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Share a smile, post one of these… 20 Epic Facebook Status Updates: I just need, like, 5 more hours of sleep. Roughly 40% of my childhood was spent preparing for the day I would fall into a pit of quicksand. If anxiety burned calories, I’d be a super model. I have to sleep with a […]

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