Make the weekend last longer post these…
Status Updates that get LIKEs:
- If ‘real life’ was really that great, Facebook wouldn’t be so darn addictive. (From our *RECENTLY UPDATED!* ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
You are as pretty as a flower. Unfortunately, it’s a cauliflower.
Hey smart phone, if your so smart why can’t you charge yourself?
The bar was closed when I got there with a sign that said, “The door is alarmed.” I said to myself, “How do you think I feel?”
LIKE IF you hate when you’re listening to the radio, and every radio station is on commercial.
“Everyday I’m buffering” -YOUTUBE
- Lowercase letters: just like uppercase letters, but without the drama.
You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
- I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships. (199+Likes in 19minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
It’s funny how we feel so much but we don’t say a word, we’re screaming inside but we can’t be heard.
- Survived another day. I’m on quite a roll here. What’s the record?
- I’m on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.
Would You Like a Table?” … “No not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please.”
Everyone calls karma a bitch, but yet she always screwin’ with everyone, sounds like a hoe to me..
The wrong relationship will have you feeling more alone than when you were single..
Who else still calls their Pajamas P.J’S!
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
11,001+ GREAT Status Updates…
An Angry Chick:
“Everybody chill out, I got this!” LOL post that one on your FB wall for some interesting comments from your friends.
Winkevoss Twins new commercial:
Facebook that with, “A million pistachios isn’t cool. You know what is cool? A billion pistachios.” You’ll get tons of great comments & LIKEs.
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