Winklevoss Twins, Angry Chick, & LIKEable Statuses

Make the weekend last longer post these…

Status Updates that get LIKEs:

  • If ‘real life’ was really that great, Facebook wouldn’t be so darn addictive. (From our *RECENTLY UPDATED!* ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • You are as pretty as a flower. Unfortunately, it’s a cauliflower.
  • Hey smart phone, if your so smart why can’t you charge yourself?
  • The bar was closed when I got there with a sign that said, “The door is alarmed.” I said to myself, “How do you think I feel?”
  • LIKE IF you hate when you’re listening to the radio, and every radio station is on commercial.
  • “Everyday I’m buffering” -YOUTUBE
  • Lowercase letters: just like uppercase letters, but without the drama.
  • You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
  • I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships. (199+Likes in 19minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • It’s funny how we feel so much but we don’t say a word, we’re screaming inside but we can’t be heard.
  • Survived another day. I’m on quite a roll here. What’s the record?
  • I’m on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.
  • Would You Like a Table?” … “No not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please.”
  • Everyone calls karma a bitch, but yet she always screwin’ with everyone, sounds like a hoe to me..
  • The wrong relationship will have you feeling more alone than when you were single..
  • Who else still calls their Pajamas P.J’S!
  • The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

11,001+ GREAT Status Updates…

An Angry Chick:

Everybody chill out, I got this!

“Everybody chill out, I got this!”  LOL post that one on your FB wall for some interesting comments from your friends.

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Facebook that with, “A million pistachios isn’t cool. You know what is cool? A billion pistachios.” You’ll get tons of great comments & LIKEs.

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