Make it over hump day, share one of these..
20 Unforgettable Facebook Status Updates:
- Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
- Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
- I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
- Don’t be afraid to dream. Reality’s not going anywhere.
- If she’s honest, laid back, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt. Marry her, yesterday.
- I dress up my cats because playing with baby dolls is just weird at my age.
- [job interview] “Says here you have some anger issues?” *leans in close* I DON’T GIVE A F*CK WHAT THAT SAYS.
- I hate when my girlfriend accuses me of something I didn’t think she knew about.
- We’re all Internet Explorers.
- I’m sorry you are too busy to type the ‘o’ in ‘ok’ my liege.
- Driving is really just a real life loading screen with a mini-game.
- If life is unfair to everyone, doesn’t that make life fair?
- Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
- That awkward moment when you get out of the shower and then realize you have no towel.
- Carefully written, fact checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.
- I’m looking for the kind of guy who can help me survive the apocalypse but who may have also caused it.
- Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant.
- All my life I thought TLC was singing about a guy named Jason Waterfalls.
- Don’t be too flattered. If I’ve come up a fun nickname for you, chances are it’s because I’ve forgotten your real name. Sorry, Cowboy.
- Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you’re working.
Random Act of Kindness..
Faith in humanity = restored.
Monkey Buys Juice for his human friend..
Ok, so where do I sign up for a monkey? This ranks in the top 5 coolest things in the world. Monkeys are the best. Feel free to Share if you agree.
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