Tickled Penguin, Blanket Baby, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• We spent our whole youth to obtain wealth and our whole wealth to obtain youth.
• I’m not the most creative person, but when it comes to rationalizing doing something that’s bad for me, my imagination knows no limits.
• Some people come into your life as blessings, others come into your life as lessons.
• I always feel like I just passed my Best If Used By date.
• That awkward moment when you’re spacing out, and then suddenly realizing you’re staring directly at a guy.
• It doesn’t matter what other people think about you. The only thing that matters is that you are happy with who you are.
• Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’. (176+Likes in 11 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Telling someone a long story that you thought was so funny but when you’re finally done telling them, they don’t even laugh.
• Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
• Sometimes I hop on Facebook just to make sure some of my friends are still alive.. If I havent heard from them in a while!
• Lots of people complain about their looks. But not nearly enough complain about their brains.
• ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %
• I feel like we’ve met before. It must be a case of déjà who.
• The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don’t have.
• Those who say they “sleep like a baby”, haven’t got one. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Yahoo is the next MySpace.

Why, hello there…

Would you look at those peepers! How can you not melt when you see this adorable baby picture. Post to your FB wall to get tons of great reactions.

Have you ever seen a Penguin get tickled before?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTWWjYTe1I[/youtube]

Cute, cute, and more cute! Share on your Facebook wall to get tons of LIKEs and hilarious comments 🙂