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- Do you have those friends where you can’t even remember how you became friends you were just suddenly friends?
- This is how my week goes: Mooooonnnnnddaaaaaaaaay Tueeeesssdaaaaaaayyyyy Weeedddnnnesssdayyyyy Thursssssdaaaaaaaayyyyy FridaySaturdaySunday.
- Over thinking things is what really kills you.
- You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
- If you didn’t talk to me in High School then don’t request to be my friend on Facebook.
- I exercise. I do one sit up everyday when I get out of bed in the morning.
- I will put maturity aside if a bouncy castle is present.
- Farts are just ghosts of the things we eat.
- If you think it’s necessary to judge me by my past, don’t get mad when I put you there.
- Macaroni would be nothing if it weren’t for cheese. Cheese, on the other hand, doesn’t need macaroni to stay pimp. I think we all know who wears the pants in the macaroni and cheese relationship.
- Just say no to popcorn flavored jelly beans.
- This summer lasted a good 30 seconds.
- I put an Obama bumper sticker on my car and now it drives down the middle of the road & pisses everybody off.
- To convince my boss that I’m keeping busy, I periodically yell “YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?” into my phone, then slam down the receiver.
- I’m not bipolar, I’m two for the price of one.
- Girlfriends are like hiccups: cute/funny at first, then annoying. So you try to get rid of them by scaring them away and drinking too much.
- In this day and age it’s really a shame that laundry is still segregated.
- I’m stuck to the couch. I think I’m half man half sofa now. Just call me a mofa.
- Note to self: stop buying stuff on Ebay when drunk. Anyone need a zamboni?
- If you no longer know what day of the week it is, it’s time to get a job.
Anybody in the Mood for Baby Sloth?
A little Baby Sloth makes Monday a little Better!
These Dogs Spin With The Best of Them:
Probably the most adorable thing you’ll see all week, and it’s only Monday! BOOM 🙂 That’s what we do for you here @ FunnyStatus!