Smartest Dog Ever, Super Razor, and Likeable Status Posts

More likes per share, with these…

Likeable Status Updates for Facebook:

• That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 185 Ratings)
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• We can’t control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails.
• The Gaga Law: (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
• 97% people type faster when they are angry. LIKE if you do the same.
• God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.
• It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep. (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
• You hit a new level of procrastination when your too lazy to go eat.
• Saying “oh yea, I remember.” …when you really don’t.
• That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isn’t automatic.
• Michael Jackson: ┐(‘.’┐) ┐(‘.’┐) (┌’.’)┌ ┐(‘.’┐) (┌’.’)┌ (┌’.’)┌ Cause this is Thriiiiiiilleeeeeeer ….
• Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
• That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact with you.
• A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

This is what the Gillette Fusion can do for you…

Lol 🙂 Now that would be an effective ad! Pass along this hilarious parody on your Facebook newsfeed.

Smartest Dog Ever:

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How awesome was that?!?! I certainly could use a pup assistant like that. Post this awesome little guy with the rest of your Facebook pals to share some likes and comment love.