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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- A relationship should be between (^__^) & (^__^) NOT (^__^) & (^__^) + (-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) + FACEBOOK
- Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.
- One day: status updates will be a requirement, not an option.
- If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
- No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.
- You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.
- The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
- You don’t need anybody that does not need you. Focus on those who truly appreciate you & get rid of those who don’t.
- I love finding money in my clothes…..its like a gift from me.. to me. (319+Likes in 10 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids, why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
- “From what I can remember” is the best way to start a story.
- The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
- A person without knowledge of his history is like a tree without roots.
- “Facebook is stupid!” *one month later* “DUDE, I can’t stop Facebooking!” Who remembers saying this??
- Whoever is reading this, you’re beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile! Life is too short to be unhappy.
That awkward moment when someone *Likes* One of your Very old Facebook statuses and you think “Creeper”.
- Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- The best feature of the iPhone is the feature that keeps you from getting pushed in the pool.
What a simple line can do…
Sometimes the simpleness of creativity can be amazing. Post on your FB Wall and watch all the comments & LIKEs for the epic new PIE area.
Little guy drops a sick beat…
Well that was unexpectedly awesome 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of that dope beat. We’re predicting a lot of LIKEs followed by some hilarious comments 🙂
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