Rocking Chairs, Angry Bunny, & 27 EPIC Statuses

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EPIC Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. My wife had auto correct long before iPhone.(From our *RECENTLY UPDATED!* ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. There are two types of friends… Facebook Friends & Real Friends. Don’t forget which is which!
  3. Pain is the body’s way of reminding me that I’m a wimp.
  4. Unfortunately, I pretend to work. And, unfortunately they pretend to pay me.
  5. Just because we’re friends on Facebook, DOES NOT mean I’m going to talk to you in real life.
  6. You want to know who the perfect man is? Mr. Coffee
  7. I don’t drink to forget, I… what was I saying?
  8. Don’t break anyone’s heart; they only have one. Break they’re bones. They have over 200 of them.
  9. Sunglasses; they allow you to stare at people without being caught..
  10. Actually doing your homework, but leaving it at home by accident :/
  11. You think I’m mean? HA. If only you knew what I say in my head.
  12. Don’t mess with me, I will ✄ your hair while your sleeping.
  13. I hate people that take 30 years to text back.
  14. ☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Helping Mario get Peach back
  15. Help keep America beautiful. Stay in your house today. (140+Likes in 21minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  16. That awkward moment when you put a ring on your finger and can’t get it off…
  17. Girls ignore nice guys, Chase assholes, Then they have the nerve to complain about it..
  18. *Looks up definition of love* ….ERROR MESSAGE: Bullshit blocking connection, Please try again later.
  19. The only other thing that’s more popular than Facebook’s “Like” button is MySpace’s “Delete Account” button.
  20. I exercise everyday. I do 1 sit up when I get out of my bed in the morning.
  21. Exactly how long are my parents going to hide my acceptance letter from Hogwarts?!
  22. I can memorize twenty song lyrics before I can memorize one answer to a question on a test -_-
  23. Putting you’re offline chat on Facebook so it actually looks like you have a life and don’t sit on Facebook all day.
  24. I’ll betcha that Heimlich guy gets a lot of pats on the back.
  25. You know what’s huge in Japan? Sumo wrestlers. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  26. Oh, you hate me? That’s funny, because I never did anything wrong to you.

11,001+ GREAT Status Updates…

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Upside down bunny

 

Panda in a Rocking Chair:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3g2LszPfFA[/youtube]

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