Ridin’ Dirty, Awesome Dancing Guy, & Funny Statuses

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Ridin’ Dirty:
Ridin' Dirty
LOL! I think we all know someone who has a car that dirty that would appreciate this one. Post on your FB wall for tons of great comments & LIKEs.
Awesome Dancing Guy:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo[/youtube]
That will get anyone’s Monday going!

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