Make your way through Monday, share one of these..
20 Gut Busting Facebook Status Updates:
- I’m 100% done with today and about 72% done with tomorrow.
- I never want to go to sleep less than I do at bed time.
- Figuring out that you’ll probably never figure it out is the first step of really figuring things out.
- I’d like to apologize…to anyone I have not offended. I’ll be with you momentarily.
- You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.
- The older I get the more I understand Squidward’s anger.
- We all have that friend who acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes.
- I’ll apologize for being late to your wedding after you apologize for inviting me.
- Lebron better than Jordan? Phsshh, we can talk when Lebron saves the Looney Toons from an Alien Race.
- If you can’t say something nice about someone, you probably work at the same place I do.
- You had me at the proper use of “you’re”.
- You only regret the Cheeseburgers you don’t eat.
- Trail mix is just MnM’s with obstacles.
- I’m always amazed at the transformative powers of new workout clothes.
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- Don’t worry guys, I just turned the car radio down so we shouldn’t be lost much longer.
- I would feel a lot safer if the drive-thru ATMs with Braille were located on the passenger side.
- “I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”.
- Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
- That awkward moment when you’re in super deep thought. Then 4 minutes later you realize you’re staring directly at someone.
Masterful Dog Escape..
How in the world did the dog know to do that? That’s insane! Please feel free to like/share if you enjoyed.