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Cool Facebook Status Updates

1. Taco Bell has so many festive names for the same three ingredients.
2. If a guy messes up, there is nothing he can say to fix the issue. If a girl messes up, the guy somehow messed up too and she plays victim.
3. You know the times where you’re laying on your back looking at your phone by lifting it in the air but lose your grip and hit yourself in the face?
4. I have more unmatched socks than I do matching socks.
5. My best friends are the ones that have the most dirt on me.
6. Summer is real cute until every fucking type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell!
7. There’s no business like minding your own.
8. I hate that sinking feeling you get after reading or hearing something you wish you hadn’t.
9. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
10. I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
11. I wasn’t mad. Then you asked me 10 times if I was mad. Now I’m mad.
12. Yesterday: tired
    Today: tired
    Tomorrow: tired
    Next week: tired
    Next month: tired
    Next year: tired
    Next life: tired
13. If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
14. Telling someone that you’re going to bed when you’re actually not, and then having to stay off the interwebs.
15. Text a girl ”hey beautiful” and trust me, you could make her whole day.
16. I’m literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, and sometimes I’ll start laughing out loud at how funny I am.
17. That awesome moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know exactly what you are thinking and both laugh.
18. I really don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day.
19. I got 99 problems and I can’t remember any of them so I guess that makes a hundred.
20. Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Funny Status iOS (Just Updated)

Puh-Puh-Pleaassseeeeeeee sez KittEhhhh:

Dawww, OK kitty, I’ll give you anything you’d like 🙂

Crane Climb (WARNING: Terrifying if you’re scared of heights!)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fs0hkdJzk8[/youtube]

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