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Otter Races Kid, Russian Waldo, and Stunning Statuses

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    Make your friends laugh post these…

    Stunning Status Updates for Facebook:

    • The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
    • Back in my day we had to be social in person.
    • Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
    • Disliking a status after liking it because the notifications get annoying.
    • LIKE IF: You sat down to check Facebook real quick and…an hour later, you’re still here.
    • If ‘real life’ was really that great, Facebook wouldn’t be so darn addictive. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 73+ LIKES in just 7 minutes)
    • If their ex is still calling…its because they’re still getting an answer.
    • The sincerest form of flattery is a steamroller.
    • I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m HILARIOUS
    • When vacationing at a public campground, a tuba placed on a picnic table will keep adjacent campsites empty.
    • I hope to someday live in a world where we all remember which side the gas tank is on.
    • Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn’t given freely by the other person, it isn’t worth having…
    • Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
    • Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money.  (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
    • Always listen to your heart. Even though it’s on your left side, it’s always right
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    Where’s Waldo… Russian Edition:

    Where's Waldo

     Post that one on your FB Wall for tons of hilarious comments & LIKEs!

    Random Facebook Fact: Facebook is linked to one out of every five DIVORCES in the United States!  (Source: WSJ)

    Otter Races Kid:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9APqLA2YKs[/youtube]

    That video may very well be the happiest thing on the internet today.

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