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Stunning Status Updates for Facebook:
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
Back in my day we had to be social in person.
Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
Disliking a status after liking it because the notifications get annoying.
- LIKE IF: You sat down to check Facebook real quick and…an hour later, you’re still here.
If ‘real life’ was really that great, Facebook wouldn’t be so darn addictive. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 73+ LIKES in just 7 minutes)
- If their ex is still calling…its because they’re still getting an answer.
The sincerest form of flattery is a steamroller.
- I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m HILARIOUS
- When vacationing at a public campground, a tuba placed on a picnic table will keep adjacent campsites empty.
- I hope to someday live in a world where we all remember which side the gas tank is on.
- Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn’t given freely by the other person, it isn’t worth having…
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- Always listen to your heart. Even though it’s on your left side, it’s always right
Where’s Waldo… Russian Edition:
Post that one on your FB Wall for tons of hilarious comments & LIKEs!
Random Facebook Fact: Facebook is linked to one out of every five DIVORCES in the United States! (Source: WSJ)
Otter Races Kid:
That video may very well be the happiest thing on the internet today.
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