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The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
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Back in my day we had to be social in person.
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Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
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Disliking a status after liking it because the notifications get annoying.
- LIKE IF: You sat down to check Facebook real quick and…an hour later, you’re still here.
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If ‘real life’ was really that great, Facebook wouldn’t be so darn addictive. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 73+ LIKES in just 7 minutes)
- If their ex is still calling…its because they’re still getting an answer.
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The sincerest form of flattery is a steamroller.
- I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m HILARIOUS
- When vacationing at a public campground, a tuba placed on a picnic table will keep adjacent campsites empty.
- I hope to someday live in a world where we all remember which side the gas tank is on.
- Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn’t given freely by the other person, it isn’t worth having…
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
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Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- Always listen to your heart. Even though it’s on your left side, it’s always right
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Where’s Waldo… Russian Edition:
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Random Facebook Fact: Facebook is linked to one out of every five DIVORCES in the United States! (Source: WSJ)
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