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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the fact a lot. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
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All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.
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A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths.
- Never had a mentor. Unless tormentors count.
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If you think your dog can’t count, try putting three dog treats in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
- When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should’ve listened the first time. (180+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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The Internet…all of the piracy and none of the scurvy.
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You look at them, They look at you, You quickly look somewhere else…
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I will call you back in 5 min! (A week goes by)
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That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people.
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Have you noticed each generation is getting ruder and shorter?
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There’s no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous because no one wants to quit.
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At least a stalker is there for you.
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.
- The only time I’ve ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
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Just because I don’t reply within 10 minutes doesn’t mean I hate you.
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Things I learned in school: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I’m thinking.
- Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
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I missed my calling. It should’ve emailed. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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If you are what you eat, I’m dead meat.
Dos Equis Man on Status Updates….
LOL, I think everyone can appreciate that one 🙂 and, if you’re the older relative – please keep that in mind when you’re commenting!
Weird Chinese Unicycle:
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How weird is that?!? Post that to your FB wall and watch the comments pour in.
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