New Friends, Snowcat, & Facebook Status Updates

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  • Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact with you.
  • It’s amazing how easily “I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave” accidentally turns into “oh crap I’m running late.”
  • Common sense is a lot like deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it.
  • That lazy moment when you don’t eat because you don’t feel like cooking.
  • You know what’s worse than slow internet? NOTHING.
  • There are only two times when I want to be with you. Now, and forever.
  • Relationship Killers : Insecurity, trust issues, Facebook, Twitter, jealousy, lack of communication, assumptions.  (162+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry and just makes everything much worse than it actually is.
  • When two people share a dislike of another person, it brings them closer.
  • Find Voldemort: (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘) (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} LIKE if you found him!
  • A life without dreaming, is a life without meaning.
  • Yea, I end a Facebook conversation by hitting the (LIKE) button on the last comment.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.

Snow Kitty is abnormally large and in-charge…

Abdominal Snow Kitty

Now that is an impressive feat! Post immediately to your Facebook wall for insta-LIKEability.

Two New Best Friends (Monkey & Kitty):


The world needs more monkeys! Those two bring new meaning to the animal kingdom of friends. Share this adorable playtime with your Facebook friends.

Bonus Video: Asian Arcade Basketball Skills

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