Make your weekend last longer, share one of these..
Top 20 Weekend Status Updates:
- I was dropped as a baby (into a pool of awesomeness and bad-assery).
- Remember, You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
- My doctor says I need glasses, but for the sake of consolidation, I’ll just take a bottle.
- I don’t like morning people… or mornings… or people.
- If anybody tells you you’re putting too much Parmesan on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that negativity in your life.
- I either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between.
- Gym Update: Not there.
- Why are cats so popular on the internet? Oh wait, it’s because dog people actually go outside.
- Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
- Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I’m gonna need some bail money.
- Love is….his warm legs to put your cold feed on.
- Instructions for twerking: Step 1 – Reconsider.
- How to do math: 1. Write down question. 2. Cry.
- I only trust 2 things: People who like big butts and Shakira’s hips.
- Apparently putting Alka-Seltzer in my mouth while getting baptized and pretending I’m being possessed by the devil is not funny.
- Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
- As long as we like us, no one else matters.
- If service dogs knew that they wear signs that say “don’t pet me” all day they’d get really upset.
- They should have LED’s for your car that say things like “sorry” so that you can let them know you acknowledge you made a mistake, and make everyone happier.
- I wonder what my life would be like if I actually followed through on all the promises I make to myself at 2AM when all I want to do is fall asleep.
Letter Spacing is important..
I think they knew what they were doing.
Monkey meets puppies..
Puppies are the best, monkeys are also the best. When they get together it’s amazing.
Lots more status updates, funny pictures, and video, on our Fan Page. We’ll catch you on Mothers Day for a special edition!