Meow-Boop, Tug of War, and Top Posts for Facebook

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Top 20 Facebook Posts:

  1. I don’t know if I’m hungry, but I’m going to eat anyway… just in case.
  2. That awkward moment when your friend brings up your plans in front of someone who’s not invited.
  3. My texting speed depends on your importance.
  4. I wonder if angry people know about naps?
  5. Remember when That’s So Raven, Hannah Montana, and the Suite Life of Zack and Cody did a mashup episode and it was the best day of your life.
  6. Not really sure if I’m ugly or just intimidatingly attractive.
  7. Never trust people that don’t drink.
  8. If you don’t cuss when you drive you aren’t paying enough attention to the road.
  9. Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner.
  10. I’m awkward when people compliment me. “Nice hair” “Thanks, I grew it myself”
  11. Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
  12. The next time you feel you’re worthless…. just remember…. your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
  13. YouTube = Commercials load within seconds.
    Videos, sometimes twenty minutes if you’re lucky.
  14. I wish I had an inspector gadget arm so I could reach out and smack some people from a distance.
  15. Just invented the funnest work game ever: while on the phone with a man call him ma’am. Listening to them deepen their voices is hilarious!
  16. Sometimes it’s just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge.
  17. I always wonder what kind of food people are talking about when they say “I need some brain food.” Then I start realizing that we may be closer to having a zombie apocalypse than I thought.
  18. Is it weird that I stop to pick change up from the ground but I never hesitate to vacuum it up?
  19. Friend you? I wouldn’t even poke you on Facebook.
  20. Be patient girls, Cinderella didn’t find her Prince Charming till the end.

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Tug of War:

puppy dog tug of war

Dem paws! So cute 🙂

Meow…. Boop! 

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