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Memorable Status Updates for Facebook:
What does a blond owl say? What? What?
- There’s nothing wrong with gluttony, providing you don’t overdo it.
- Two people in every one is a schizophrenic.
- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?” ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- I’m proof that God has a sense of humor.
- [D]id [I] [E]at [T]hat 🙂
Fact: not all goodbyes are sad. Example: “goodbye, class.”
- It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
- A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
- If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
Cute Picture to Post:
Cute little Kitty thinks he’s a lion already.
Awesome Viral Video for your Facebook Wall:
Bonus Funny Video: Hilarious Best Man Speech
Everyone posts pictures and videos of their kids on Facebook but can your kid do that??? Talk about future NBA All-star!