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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
I solve lots of my problem by simply ignoring them.
i-pad, i-phone, i-pod, i-tab………. and finally i-bankrupt 🙂
- The first rule of Rule Club is that we talk about the rules. A lot.
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
- I’m texting random phone numbers with “I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL”!
- You say “I suggest you join this Facebook group and get 500 free Mafia Wars points” but all I see “Block me.”
- Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, “YUCK! DELETE!”
- Nothing is Impossible, because IMPOSSIBLE itself says, I’M POSSIBLE. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
- About 50% of the time “good luck” really means “efff you.”
- Remembers back when Blackberry’s and Apple’s were still just fruit..
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?
- You don’t need to tell me that I’m not your cup of tea. I am well aware that I’m not a cup of tea, idiot.
- I read everything in comic sans sans. this way it’s funny.
- Just because we have 10 mutual friends doesn’t mean you have to add me. I DON’T KNOW U, friend request declined.
The only perfect science is hindsight. (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
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