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Great Status Posts for Facebook:
- Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who’s giving them medical attention? (*NEW* – iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- If you ever want to know how clean someone really is, look inside their microwave.
- I’m gonna get a tattoo of me getting a tattoo of me getting a tattoo. Inkception.
- You don’t know fear until you hear someone cough underneath your bed.
- This YouTube comment section looks like a good place to start an argument with complete strangers.
- If you’re at a party and people start chanting your name, you’re obligated to do anything they want you to do.
- Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That’s where I come in. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
- The road to happiness is currently under construction.
- What I don’t understand is how Dora is a five year old bilingual explorer but she needs help to figure out which of her books is red?
- May need to leave Facebook until after the election so I can maintain respect for some of my family and friends.
- Everything I want to do is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.
- Hope I’m never call-into-a-morning-radio-show-for-advice depressed.
- Back in my day we had 9 planets. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- The 5 symptoms of Laziness. 1.)
And, so now we know the truth about the overweight baggage fees. Shame on you airlines! Spread the word on your Facebook about this outrage. You’ve got the power to change it!
Dog Enjoys a Trampoline:
That video is awesome because you can tell he’s genuinely having a great time. Post this to your newsfeed to make someones day!
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