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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- Never borrow money from a zombie: they almost always want to be paid back in brains.
- “Wouldn’t it suck to be homeless? Come try it.” — campgrounds
- My mom wants 3-D eye surgery to see 3-D movies without glasses. I told her they don’t exist. She doesn’t care. Operation’s next Tuesday.
- Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower.
- Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did.
- My FYI’s are becoming TMI’s.
- Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some crap for Farmville. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Girl Scout Cookies are like the ice cream truck for adults, people lose their shit when they come around.
- If you google “MySpace” your computer will ask “Are you serious right now?”
- ME: “Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker.” HIM: “Huh?” ME: “Your fly is down, idiot.”
- I wonder if the disappointed Y2K people see 2012 as a do-over..
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Funny Video to post to your Facebook Profile:
Post that one on your FB Wall and you’ll be getting a ton of hilarious awkward comments.