Hanging Out in NYC, Best Buddies, & Funny Statuses

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  • If someone says “I love you,” and you don’t feel the same way, say “I love Youtube” really fast.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Lazy Rule 1: If you drop an ice cube just kick it under the refrigerator.
  • Take mentos. Freeze them . Offer friend a diet coke. Put mentos-ice into their drink. After a few minutes, watch their drink explode.
  • Ask yourself this question: “Will this matter a year from now?” Don’t sweat the small stuff.
  • Miss a phone call. Call back thirty seconds later. They don’t answer.
  • Wanna email someone. Accidentally press send. Try to cancel message. “Message sent!”
  • If this status was a “scratch N’ sniff” , it’d smell like bacon.  (85+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I put LOL, LMAO, LMFAO. But I sit there with a straight face.
  • Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues.
  • Cool Fact: You can’t hum if you plug your nose!
  • Dear cellphone companies, please invent an “unsend my text” option.
  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

Oh, just hanging out….

Hanging Out in NYC

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Puppy Boxer makes a bunch of new friends…


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