Halloween TRICK, Baby Ewoks, & Clever Status Updates

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Statuses Updates about Everything:

  • Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.
  • The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  • Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
  • (•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿””
  • I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
  • If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.
  • Hitting the LIKE button on your own Facebook status is like sending a text message to yourself then replying.
  • I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. (137+Likes in 11 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • People will believe anything if you whisper it.
  • You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
  • If you’re that person that says “Yeah I’m on my way.” when you’re still at home…I hate you.
  • Dear algebra, stop making me find your X! She’s not coming back….Sincerely, Student.
  • Thinks that if you status says Its complicated then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to single 😀
  • My life is like a Lambourghini. It’s going too fast, and it costs too much.
  • I’m searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas.
  • Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories (per hr) (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.

Baby Ewok Halloween Costume:

Ewok Halloween Costume

Baby Ewok is a bowl full of adorable! Share with your FB friends and see what they think of this adorableness. (via Imgur)

TRICK or Treat? You decide…

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Note to self: Don’t pull pranks this Halloween, or else that might happen!  Post that on your Facebook wall for guaranteed LIKEs and hilarious commentary 🙂

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