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Top 20 Halloween Status Updates:
- How’s everyone holding up? It’s crazy out there. I’ve killed like fifteen zombies already. Why are they all carrying candy??? It seems to only be affecting the little ones.
- That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes…
- Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
- October will soon be Octover.
- On Halloween, you can dress up as a Sith Lord and make people give you candy. On the Dark Side we call this, “every day”.
- That awkward moment when it really doesn’t feel like it’s going to be Halloween today.
- Just change the name of the Damn month to Halloween instead of October.
- Tell everyone you’re attending their party in an awesome costume… then dont’ show up.
- Listening to pop music, eating spicy and salty snacks, using lip balm, tanning and chewing ice are all things we can become addicted to.
- For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.
- Halloween aka Homeless Peoples Christmas.
- Halloween isn’t really that different than any other day.. everyones still pretending to be someone or something their not.
- 86% of Americans decorate their houses for Halloween…that means 14% of America is lame.
- For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
- Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!
- ¡uǝǝʍollɐɥ ʎddɐɥ
- I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like “Ugh, tourists”.
- The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.
- I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
- Okay kids don’t ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger’s houses except on the day we worship the devil.
Bat KittEhhh
Spooktacular! What an adorable little bat kittehhhh!
Bonus Picture : Puppies in Halloween Costumes
Best Halloween Prank EVER…
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2rvge-KmM[/youtube]
OK, so that might not be the best “ever” but, it’s pretty high up there! Share if you enjoyed 🙂
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