Fish Plays Fetch, Misspelling Name, & 20 Great Facebook Status Ideas

Have a great weekend, make it last longer share one of these…

20 Great Facebook Statuses:

  1. Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.
  2. The most tragic victims of irony are the trees cut down to make copies of The Lorax.
  3. Waldo’s mom must be worried sick.
  4. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and another that’s like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil” ?
  5. Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.
  6. …those nights where your brain is like, “f*ck you, we’re not sleeping tonight.. tonight, we’re thinking about random shit ALL NIGHT LONG”
  7. 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Go back to there.
  8. It’s not really drinking alone if the dog’s home.
  9. The way Americans view the Kardashians is the way the rest of the world views America.
  10. The future belongs to the kids who climb up the slide instead of using the steps.
  11. Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
  12. Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
  13. When ppl try to hurt my feelings
    haha
    I have none
  14. I have a date tonight, with my bed. We’re totally gonna sleep together.
  15. I get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions.
  16. Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up… In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure.
  17. “I’m gonna comment on literally every single thing you post on Facebook till the end of time” – Every relative you have over 45 yrs old
  18. It’s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
  19. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
  20. Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.

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People misspelling my name like..

spelled my name wrong

Thanks Mom & Dad!

Fish plays fetch…

This fish is a damn genius!

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