Have a great weekend, make it last longer share one of these…
20 Great Facebook Statuses:
- Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.
- The most tragic victims of irony are the trees cut down to make copies of The Lorax.
- Waldo’s mom must be worried sick.
- Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and another that’s like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil” ?
- Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.
- …those nights where your brain is like, “f*ck you, we’re not sleeping tonight.. tonight, we’re thinking about random shit ALL NIGHT LONG”
- 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Go back to there.
- It’s not really drinking alone if the dog’s home.
- The way Americans view the Kardashians is the way the rest of the world views America.
- The future belongs to the kids who climb up the slide instead of using the steps.
- Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
- Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
- When ppl try to hurt my feelings
I have none
- I have a date tonight, with my bed. We’re totally gonna sleep together.
- I get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions.
- Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up… In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure.
- “I’m gonna comment on literally every single thing you post on Facebook till the end of time” – Every relative you have over 45 yrs old
- It’s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
- Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
- Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
People misspelling my name like..
Thanks Mom & Dad!
Fish plays fetch…
This fish is a damn genius!
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