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Swimsuit Season, Husky Tantrum, & 20 Goofy Status Updates

One day closer to the weekend, share one of these..

20 Goofy Status Updates:

  1. Don’t you wish karma was like pizza and could be delivered in under 30 minutes?
  2. Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
  3. Is the “S” or “C” in scent silent?
  4. Let your smile change the world but don’t let the world change your smile.
  5. Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories.
  6. S.T.R.E.S.S…= Sh*t. to. remember. every. single. second.
  7. Professor: what inspired you to write this essay?
    Me: the due date
  8. Like my grandparents, one day I’ll tell my grandchildren what life was like in the 20’s & 30’s.
  9. “Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people” is a quote that discusses people.
  10. Am I the only one who loves the smell of gasoline?
  11. A 2.0 student can know more than a 4.0 student. Grades don’t determine intelligence, they test obedience.
  12. On the bright side, I’m not addicted to heroin.
  13. You’re still going to get judged…so you may as well do what you want.
  14. I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top…
  15. The Internet is basically a teenager right now. It’s got all this potential, but the only thing it’s focused on is buying things, trying to be popular, and sex.
  16. Children of hipsters may choose to dress normally to rebel against their parents.
  17. I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won’t have to talk to them.
  18. Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
  19. Hockey is much better if you imagine the teams are fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
  20. That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH.

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Swimsuit Season…

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But, all I want is one more chip!

Husky Tantrum..

I don’t blame him, sometimes I don’t want to take a bath either.

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