Funny FB Status Updates 4 Monday!

Welcome to the start of another wonderful week!  We hope you had an awesome and relaxing weekend.  Glad to have you back here for another dose of Monday’s funny status updates for Facebook.  Here you go…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
  • I have a bad habit of repeating myself. I have a bad habit of repeating myself.
  • It’s all fun and games until there’s actually a Chinese fire and nobody knows what to do.
  • Photons have mass?! I didn’t even know they were Catholic…
  • Birthday: that special day when your loved ones give you a cake they’ve set on fire.
  • “Only YOU can prevent forest fires”. …We’re in BIG trouble!
  • I think the real question by now is: What is a Klondike Bar going to do for me?
  • I almost landed a huge fish when my line snapped. It was a reel disappointment.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they’re a bunch of liars.

Funny website article of the day: Socialblade – 12 Interesting Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Facebook

Funny Picture to Post:

Hahahahaha , and that is the #1 reason why you don’t friend your boss on Facebook!

Funny Video to Post:

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1 COMMENT

  1. These are stolen from comedians on Favstar.fm. Like, word for word stolen. You should give people proper credit…just saying.

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