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- The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I’m in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night.
- Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “i have nothing else to say”.
- I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile…and how many times.
- If I’m ever involved in a shootout, I’ll just lay on the ground and act like someone already killed me.
- Lesson of the Day: This is your ass (_._) This is your ass in prison (_O_) . Any questions? Just say no to crime..
- I’m gonna name my son “You”, so that everybody will love him.
- Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work. (145+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Lazy Fact #12983789127489: You were too lazy to read that number.
- I hate when the remote is way over there.
- Nothing brings two people together like the mutual hatred of another person.
- I love my mom no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, because I know at the end ,she’ll always be there.
- My worst fear is looking out my window at night and seeing a face.
- If you’re reading this, you must be as bored as me. And I must be bored for even assuming that you’re bored because you’re reading this. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I wish the dollar store would sell gas.
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