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- Why is “view all” still not the default option?
- “Are you athletic?” .. “Yeah I surf…..the internet”
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- It’s amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.
- The toughest thing in business is minding your own.
- Tripping up the stairs instead of down.
- That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s actually somebody inside.
- They need to make an app that shows you what your name is saved as in other people’s phone.
- Women are magicians, they can change anything into an argument.
- I have about 4838384882 Apps in my iPhone and use about 3 of them.
- With great power comes a great electric bill. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I’ll be a billionaire once I’m done inventing this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet.
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