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My heart may have just melted! Post to your Facebook Timeline or Pinterest account and watch the LIKEs come on in.
Singing Your Fast Food Order @ Sonic:
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Pretty stellar performance! Bravo, very creative and probably scored some bonus fries. Share with your FB friends and see how many comments/LIKEs this video scores you!
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