Fast Food Singing, Cuteness Overload, & Funny Statuses

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Cuteness Overload:

Cuteness overload

My heart may have just melted! Post to your Facebook Timeline or Pinterest account and watch the LIKEs come on in.

Singing  Your Fast Food Order @ Sonic:


Pretty stellar performance! Bravo, very creative and probably scored some bonus fries. Share with your FB friends and see how many comments/LIKEs this video scores you!

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