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20 Clever Facebook Statuses:
- Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
- If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes then condoms are about to become their #1 selling item.
- I’d rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
- When you’re trying to get out of someone’s way, and you both step the same way…twice.
- That awkward moment when you have 5 minutes left for your exam, and suddenly you remember everything.
- It would be helpful to have the audience from “The Price is Right” around when I am making those critical life decisions.
- This is how my week goes:
- How does Netflix stream HD Full Movies with ease all day long and Youtube can’t even load a 10second video?
- If you live up be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.
- Definitely thought we’d have some futuristic Jetsons shit by now.
- I ordered the food, seat-I’d care more about your feelings if they came with a toy and chicken nuggets.
- belted the dog in the drivers seat and pushed the car up to the drive-thru window
- I was so pissed at my parents when I found out Santa wasn’t real, I stormed out of the house, got in my car and just drove and drove.
- I love sleep because its like a time machine to breakfast.
- Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud.
- People that do stuff- what’s your secret?
- Dear middle finger, thanks for always standing up for me.
- You hate me? I didn’t even know you existed.
- Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!!!
- Yeah dating is cool and all but, have you ever had stuffed crust pizza???
ROFL! Squirrels are so funny to watch.